lafftar

Haha since our class blog is kind of stagnant this festive season, I've decided to post some funnies from the Readers Digest! Which, I'm sure most of you don't read.

Here we go:



1) A couple are getting ready for bed after a long, hard day at work.

"I look into the mirror and I see an old lady," the woman says to her husband. "My face is all wrinkled, and I'm sagging and bagging all over. And look at the flab on my arms."

Her husband is silent.

"Hey!" she says, turning to him. "Tell me something positive to make me feel better!"

"Well," he says, "your eyesight is still great."



2) A couple are debating whether computers are male or female.

"Definitely female." said the husband. " You spend half your salary on accessories for them and even the smallest mistakes are stored in their long-term memory for use at a later date."

"Nope," retorted his wife. "They're defnititely male. To get their attention you have to turn them on and as soon as you commit to one, you realise you could have got a much better model if you'd only waited just a little while longer."



3) Surfing the net, a lady came across a poster of a man and woman kissing passionately in the pouring rain. She called her husband over.

"How come you never kiss me like that?" she demanded.

He studied the drenched couple.

"Because we haven't had that much rain."



Haha okay thats all for now, too lazy to post the rest. Take note that I didn't specifically post couple jokes for any particular reason, just cos they happened to be some of the funniest. Ta-ta! Study hard!

-bobby

lafftar

Haha since our class blog is kind of stagnant this festive season, I've decided to post some funnies from the Readers Digest! Which, I'm sure most of you don't read.

Here we go:



1) A couple are getting ready for bed after a long, hard day at work.

"I look into the mirror and I see an old lady," the woman says to her husband. "My face is all wrinkled, and I'm sagging and bagging all over. And look at the flab on my arms."

Her husband is silent.

"Hey!" she says, turning to him. "Tell me something positive to make me feel better!"

"Well," he says, "your eyesight is still great."



2) A couple are debating whether computers are male or female.

"Definitely female." said the husband. " You spend half your salary on accessories for them and even the smallest mistakes are stored in their long-term memory for use at a later date."

"Nope," retorted his wife. "They're defnititely male. To get their attention you have to turn them on and as soon as you commit to one, you realise you could have got a much better model if you'd only waited just a little while longer."



3) Surfing the net, a lady came across a poster of a man and woman kissing passionately in the pouring rain. She called her husband over.

"How come you never kiss me like that?" she demanded.

He studied the drenched couple.

"Because we haven't had that much rain."



Haha okay thats all for now, too lazy to post the rest. Take note that I didn't specifically post couple jokes for any particular reason, just cos they happened to be some of the funniest. Ta-ta! Study hard!

-bobby