lightbulb plight?

Hi guys, was just thinking of something random and funny to post so I decided to come up with this.

How do the different JCs change a lightbulb?


Disclaimer: Some of them were passed down, some of them I came up with myself cos those JCs didn't exist when this joke was about, or I plainly forgot how they did it.


Story: There is one lightbulb in each and every JC. This lightbulb is their only source of light currently, and due to some unknown circumstance, all the lightbulbs have gone out.


The following are the methods the different JCs undertake to solve this problem.


Hwa Chong Junior College:
- Being the most responsive and efficient of the lot, Hwa Chong quickly organises four faculties to solve the problem. One faculty to find out the error, one faculty devise a plan to solve this error, one faculty to acquire the resources needed, and one faculty to actually carry the solution out.


Raffles Junior College:
- Not wanting to lose to Hwa Chong,as always, Raffles mobilises the entire school to solve the lightbulb problem.


Victoria Junior College:
- Having by far the fastest cross-country runner, Victoria sends this runner out to get a new lightbulb while the rest of the cohort cheers him on with big flags and banners.


National Junior College:
- Being the ultimate mugger school they are, National students are so adept at mugging that they don't require light to study, thus no need for a lightbulb.


Anglo-Chinese Junior College:
- ACJC just pays someone to go fix the lightbulb.


Anglo-Chinese School Independent Baccalaurate:
- ACS(IB) has a campus that is so state-of-the-art that even the lightbulb has an automated self-repair function, thus it auto repairs and all is well in the multi-million dollar building again.


Innova Junior College:
- Being the innovative JC they are, Innova realises that their problem results because it is night-time, thus their solar powered lightbulb has absolutely no use for those few hours.


Pioneer Junior College:
- Wanting to be Pioneers in solving all problems, but of course not that clever as Hwa Chong, Pioneer quickly solves their problem by lighting a candle that of course, can't ever stop burning.


Temasek Junior College:
- Deciding that school may not be so important, especially with the beach so near by, Temasek calls it a holiday and all students go to the beach to play frisbee.


Jurong Junior College:
- With the industrial area so nearby, Jurong has encountered this problem more than once and thus knows that they have to ask one of their fathers from the nearby factory to do them a favour and fix it once more.


Saint Andrews Junior College:
- Due to the excessive number of bands around, SAJC relies on the light emitted by amplifiers to study and pushes the lightbulb over the canal to the secondary school to fix.


Nanyang Junior College:
- NYJC realises that the cause of their problem was because their lightbulb was made in China, thus the faulty quality, and is now frantically searching for help on the help-line which doesnt really exist.


Tampines Junior College:
- Being highly skilled at rock climbing, Tampines deploys their champion rock climbers to scale the wall and roof to reach the lightbulb before deciding what to do with it.


Meridian Junior College:
- Having the ultimate wushu master in their college, Meridian asks him to perform the ultimate shadow-jutsu-in-the-dark to attack and fengshui the lightbulb back to its working state.


Yishun Junior College:
- Since they don't really study anyway, Yishun students can't careless about the lightbulb outage.


Catholic Junior College:
- Catholic students rejoice upon the lightbulb outage because they like it dark.


Yupyup that's all for now!!

I hope you had a little entertainment.

If I've missed out any JCs please do tell me k? And i'll add them in.

No offense to any JC by the way, this is all in good cheer :)

-bobby

lightbulb plight?

Hi guys, was just thinking of something random and funny to post so I decided to come up with this.

How do the different JCs change a lightbulb?


Disclaimer: Some of them were passed down, some of them I came up with myself cos those JCs didn't exist when this joke was about, or I plainly forgot how they did it.


Story: There is one lightbulb in each and every JC. This lightbulb is their only source of light currently, and due to some unknown circumstance, all the lightbulbs have gone out.


The following are the methods the different JCs undertake to solve this problem.


Hwa Chong Junior College:
- Being the most responsive and efficient of the lot, Hwa Chong quickly organises four faculties to solve the problem. One faculty to find out the error, one faculty devise a plan to solve this error, one faculty to acquire the resources needed, and one faculty to actually carry the solution out.


Raffles Junior College:
- Not wanting to lose to Hwa Chong,as always, Raffles mobilises the entire school to solve the lightbulb problem.


Victoria Junior College:
- Having by far the fastest cross-country runner, Victoria sends this runner out to get a new lightbulb while the rest of the cohort cheers him on with big flags and banners.


National Junior College:
- Being the ultimate mugger school they are, National students are so adept at mugging that they don't require light to study, thus no need for a lightbulb.


Anglo-Chinese Junior College:
- ACJC just pays someone to go fix the lightbulb.


Anglo-Chinese School Independent Baccalaurate:
- ACS(IB) has a campus that is so state-of-the-art that even the lightbulb has an automated self-repair function, thus it auto repairs and all is well in the multi-million dollar building again.


Innova Junior College:
- Being the innovative JC they are, Innova realises that their problem results because it is night-time, thus their solar powered lightbulb has absolutely no use for those few hours.


Pioneer Junior College:
- Wanting to be Pioneers in solving all problems, but of course not that clever as Hwa Chong, Pioneer quickly solves their problem by lighting a candle that of course, can't ever stop burning.


Temasek Junior College:
- Deciding that school may not be so important, especially with the beach so near by, Temasek calls it a holiday and all students go to the beach to play frisbee.


Jurong Junior College:
- With the industrial area so nearby, Jurong has encountered this problem more than once and thus knows that they have to ask one of their fathers from the nearby factory to do them a favour and fix it once more.


Saint Andrews Junior College:
- Due to the excessive number of bands around, SAJC relies on the light emitted by amplifiers to study and pushes the lightbulb over the canal to the secondary school to fix.


Nanyang Junior College:
- NYJC realises that the cause of their problem was because their lightbulb was made in China, thus the faulty quality, and is now frantically searching for help on the help-line which doesnt really exist.


Tampines Junior College:
- Being highly skilled at rock climbing, Tampines deploys their champion rock climbers to scale the wall and roof to reach the lightbulb before deciding what to do with it.


Meridian Junior College:
- Having the ultimate wushu master in their college, Meridian asks him to perform the ultimate shadow-jutsu-in-the-dark to attack and fengshui the lightbulb back to its working state.


Yishun Junior College:
- Since they don't really study anyway, Yishun students can't careless about the lightbulb outage.


Catholic Junior College:
- Catholic students rejoice upon the lightbulb outage because they like it dark.


Yupyup that's all for now!!

I hope you had a little entertainment.

If I've missed out any JCs please do tell me k? And i'll add them in.

No offense to any JC by the way, this is all in good cheer :)

-bobby